...you have two knitting projects going at the same time, on the same set of needles. Either out of necessity or laziness.
...you have a bin labeled "ribbon scraps".
...you label your bins.
...your friends call you "My Martha".
...people call you from the craft store for help.
...you think that a 1" x 12" piece of orange card stock will be useful one day for some project.
Yup, that's me!