I always thought babies looked like aliens when they popped out. Misshapen heads, sucktion cup bruses, "plevic bone" noses. All babies except for mine of course:) Especially Luke. He was the perfect looking kid-no blemishes what so ever.
Well now I've come to regret those thoughts. The last 5 weeks we have witnessed, first hand, the power of an ugly baby. First he had baby acne, then a rash, then dry skin on his perfect little face. And then there is the hair. Oh the hair. It is red or orange to be exact and about 2 inches long. Not 2 inches all over his head but it's only in the reverse mans bald spot.
After about 2 months of wondering what to name it (I think naming it is a rare distiction), I've finally done it.
Remember the movie Goonies and there is the character Sloth. Take a look and compare the two.
Add a massive amount of Cradle Cap and it's a perfect match!